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Sunday, November 29, 2009
dibbs on the dots


Oh, oh, oh. Guess what time it is! It's... Wonder-Time!
  1. I wonder if it's possible for your brain to melt at a certain body temperature.
  2. I wonder why some people are so fucked up.
  3. I wonder if giving the middle finger to someone means "I love you" in another culture/country.
  4. I wonder why Donald Trump put green apples in his turkey burgers. He's stalking me, I swear.
  5. I wonder when I'm actually going to watch Paranormal Activity.
I know, I know, I haven't blogged for ages. But you know me, I like to leave people hanging sometimes, because I love y'all. *Sticks out tongue.

So anyway, I've been having pretty interesting weekends this year. But I miss my turtles. My dead turtles. Yes, yes, the question still lingers -- why the hell is Lynz so random? Well, the answer to that is that obvious. When I was like 2, I fell a flight of stairs. 20 steps, thanks to that goddamn maid who was supposedly looking after me. But yeah, I guess I should thank her. Due to her intensive care for me, I have such a slow brain, and not to mention unorganized. I'm so random. I think I hate it. But god bless my ability to bake. Or maybe I suck at that too, I just don't know it. Ah well, fuck it.

Shit, that reminds me. So I've been thinking, right? And I've concluded that.. I don't like where I'm going with my life. I wanna do something that involves art and design or cooking or something. I changed my mind about working for the forensics. My brain can't handle it. I'm too much of a bimbo. Yes, that's a very very bad thing. I need to get out of this road and find one that leads me to my real dreams. Sigh. But it's okay.. It's okay. Ugh. Shit.

Oh, speaking of shit. I still hate that stupid bitch. God, if only you knew how much I hate you. But talking to you or looking at your face for even 0.2 micro-seconds would be such an enormous waste of my time. You ungrateful son-of-a-bitch, you don't deserve anything, you might as well move to Papua New Guinea or something. I don't like you. Therefore, you shouldn't be even 293108222 meters within my air. MY AIR, BITCH, MY FUCKING AIR.

Anyway. Heh. Whoa, ungrateful bitch has a whole paragraph dedicated to her on my blog. How lucky. *Gives middle finger as a gesture of unconditional LOATHE.

So yeah, oh. And Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Adha, everyone.

PS. I hope I never fuckin' bump into you anywhere today, you goddamn bitch. You better not breathe my air or you'll fuckin' get it, motherfucker. And I fucking mean it.