Friday, May 29, 2009
calculator love
You know what bugs me? Bugs. No, not Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny kicks ass, man. I've always wanted to visit his hole. And I certainly do
not mean that kind of hole, idiot. I mean his bunny-hole in the ground. Anyway, I seriously hate cockroaches.
Have you ever heard of a Lynz who doesn't own a wardrobe where all her clothes are supposed to go? Well, you're looking at one! Oh wait, you can't see me. Oh well. I
am one. Ahuh, I need to organize my dressing room and I think I'll do it tomorrow morning. Well, that's if I manage to wake up before
PM comes after the numbers on the clock on my phone.
Here are a few random things I need to get out of my chest for no particular reason:
- Ren and Stimpy scares the shit out of me.
- Some of my cousins are coming over tomorrow to show me how to make Sushi.
- I need to find my Little Miss Naughty t-shirt because it's been decades since I've worn it.
- I want to spank __________________. (Any volunteers?)
- I need a dose of P B and J Otter. Gah!
Oh, I stared at the moon a few hours ago and I saw a face -- a very cheerful one. I don't know if that's supposed to be either weird, scary or cool but um, yeah. Now that I mentioned it, I'm kind of freaked out.
Friday, May 29, 2009
calculator love
You know what bugs me? Bugs. No, not Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny kicks ass, man. I've always wanted to visit his hole. And I certainly do
not mean that kind of hole, idiot. I mean his bunny-hole in the ground. Anyway, I seriously hate cockroaches.
Have you ever heard of a Lynz who doesn't own a wardrobe where all her clothes are supposed to go? Well, you're looking at one! Oh wait, you can't see me. Oh well. I
am one. Ahuh, I need to organize my dressing room and I think I'll do it tomorrow morning. Well, that's if I manage to wake up before
PM comes after the numbers on the clock on my phone.
Here are a few random things I need to get out of my chest for no particular reason:
- Ren and Stimpy scares the shit out of me.
- Some of my cousins are coming over tomorrow to show me how to make Sushi.
- I need to find my Little Miss Naughty t-shirt because it's been decades since I've worn it.
- I want to spank __________________. (Any volunteers?)
- I need a dose of P B and J Otter. Gah!
Oh, I stared at the moon a few hours ago and I saw a face -- a very cheerful one. I don't know if that's supposed to be either weird, scary or cool but um, yeah. Now that I mentioned it, I'm kind of freaked out.