Sunday, May 31, 2009
intricate
It's so sad to see an animal chase a bait that keeps being pulled away. But you know what isn't so sad? I think I can actually count the number of times I've felt like shit this year. Yes, it is amazing. *Smiles with pride.
Anyway, I broke a promise -- I did not organize my dressing room yet because I've been experiencing this strange thing called laziness. I hate it but it loves me so much I can't bare to kick it out of my fucking system. So Mr. Lazy, make yerself at home because you'll be staying in me for a very long time.
And I have a confession: I actually have nothing to blog about. *Runs away screaming, expecting to be chased.
Friday, May 29, 2009
calculator love
You know what bugs me? Bugs. No, not Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny kicks ass, man. I've always wanted to visit his hole. And I certainly do not mean that kind of hole, idiot. I mean his bunny-hole in the ground. Anyway, I seriously hate cockroaches.
Have you ever heard of a Lynz who doesn't own a wardrobe where all her clothes are supposed to go? Well, you're looking at one! Oh wait, you can't see me. Oh well. I am one. Ahuh, I need to organize my dressing room and I think I'll do it tomorrow morning. Well, that's if I manage to wake up before PM comes after the numbers on the clock on my phone.
Here are a few random things I need to get out of my chest for no particular reason:
- Ren and Stimpy scares the shit out of me.
- Some of my cousins are coming over tomorrow to show me how to make Sushi.
- I need to find my Little Miss Naughty t-shirt because it's been decades since I've worn it.
- I want to spank __________________. (Any volunteers?)
- I need a dose of P B and J Otter. Gah!
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
apples and bananas
It's wonder time! I wonder:
- Why everything has to be complicated.
- Why chlorophyll can't be pink instead of green.
- Why pigs can't fly.
- Why I'm obsessed with panties.
- Why I'm so negative 98.7% of the time.
- Why Sunflowers don't last long.
- Why a sponge would live in a pineapple under the sea when it could live in a watermelon up in the sky.
- Why you smell so good.
- Why I wonder so much.
- Why I haven't had Cakoi for so long.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
powerless
I keep wondering what's going to happen everyday. And there are times when I don't want to, but my brain refuses to stop. But sometimes I'm capable of ignoring things and that's why I'm still sane. Wait, am I?
Also, I wonder why some people are just plain fucked up although I am one who believes that everything that happens was already planned out by God anyway.
Today, when I came back from school, I found the kitchen-TV facing the floor, helplessly crying for help because it was an innocent victim of some stupid maniac's raging fit.
But I still want a baby turtle because I know it'll make me happy. You know why? Because I'll have someone to talk to everyday about my problems. And I could, like Little Bill who named his hamster 'Elephant', name my baby turtle 'Calculator'. I know exactly what you're thinking -- it's the most adorable-est name ever.
And here's something extremely random, like everything else on this stupid blog; I wrote Basyirahh Taib a memo when we were in the ICT Lab, telling her that I love her. Hehehehehehehehehehe. And I forgot yesterday was the 12th of May so I need to make it up to Nurul Fitri that I almost forgot to wish her a kick-ass birthday. And I still want a baby turtle. Oh wait, I said that.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
monsters in your head
I just realized, thanks to The 11th Hour, how much we, humans, have destroyed the undoubtedly beautiful Earth and how much we're destroying it as we speak. It's sad, isn't it? It just makes me want to clean my room more often. Wait, that doesn't make sense, does it? Well, you know what else doesn't make sense? They named Ritz crackers Ritz crackers.
On another note, the canteen on the left sells Green Tea now! And I'm in a blank state for the time being because the sky is blue and I know why but I'm not going to tell you because you didn't ask.
PS. I wish I was capable of sorting out all existing problems.
(And with this video, I shall end my post. Yes, I am on a 90's marathon. Hahahahah)
Monday, May 11, 2009
love comes around
I smell good because I haven't showered, and the reason for that is because I just ate. And you can't shower or bathe right after you eat. Why, you ask? Well, here's a rather interesting answer I got somewhere;
The water goes right in your pores and then straight to your stomach, filling you up even more. If you shower too long or with really hot water it fills up even faster. If you don't regurgitate/vomit right away you can actually have your stomach explode. That is also why you're not hungry after taking a shower with an empty stomach. So if we want to solve the world hunger problem we should get everyone a shower.
Yes, what an opening. How rude (or random) of me. Hello. Mhmm, Lynz has decided to come back into the blogging world because her life is a big bore. Okay, not really. I just miss typing a sh*tload of random crap and posting it somewhere 'appropriate'.
I had butter-milk chicken with rice at school.
Whoa, that is such a rare sentence. Makes me want to say it again.
I had butter-milk chicken with rice at school.
I had butter-milk chicken with rice at school.